Massive Sinkhole... or Mole Man? I vote Mole Man

News recently came out of Guatamala describing a giant sinkhole that engulfed an entire intersection in Guatamala City:

Residents claim that a faulty sewage drain is to blame and that a smaller sinkhole had opened up in the area not to long ago. I think we're being lied to. Clearly, the Mole Man has begun his invasion of the Surface world. Now, where's the Fantastic Four when you need them: