Wednesday, November 25, 2015

SuperQueeros! for November 25th, 2015

Happy (American) Thanksgiving! This year I'm thankful that we got so many comics last week, because this week is pretty much a vacation for... SuperQueeros: all that's lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, transgender, and queer in comics today!

Justice League 3001 #6
Zeus is back with some new New Gods! Can our reincarnated heroes triumph over revamped deities? Oh, and someone dies! It's Superman, right? #jerk #alternatefuture

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

SuperQueeros! for November 18th, 2015

There are a lot of awesome, queer-inclusive titles out this week, so let's get to the listicle! SuperQueeros: all that's lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, transgender, and queer in comics today!

Jem and the Holograms #9
Now that the 'grams are celebrating the success of their first music video, who better to crash it than their perennial rivals and sometime girlfriends, The Misfits!

Extraordinary X-Men #2
Storm is gathering her extinction team and next on the list is an alternate dimension's version of her dead boyfriend! 

Lumberjanes #20
It's mermaid warfare! Can the 'janes settle this conflict before it turns into World War Sea?

Secret Six #8
The crew continue their quest to right the magic of the universe!

Harley Quinn #22
Zena Bendemova is back and her name is amazing!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 10 #21
In light of the constant demon invasions, Buffy has to form an alliance with the very people she is sworn to slay!

Rachel Rising #37
Rachel is coming out as a dead person! But will the town help their resident zombie solve her murder?

Earth 2 Society #6
Spotlight on the Hourman! 

Orphan Black Helsinki #1
The secrets of Helsinki come to light in this limited series! A break between seasons has never been so revealing.

Deadpool #2
Deadpool's solo series continues with a Kevin Wada variant cover!

Monday, November 9, 2015

SuperQueeros! for November 11, 2015

Oh em gee, the cover art game this week is ridonc. Take a selfie with your new comics this week because these issues are on fleek. 
SuperQueeros: all that's lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, transgender, and queer in comics today!

Catwoman #46
The Queen Bae of cover artists, Kevin Wada, strikes again with this #gorgeo Catwoman cover. Look at that back tattoo! Look at that dress! But seriously, please, look at it for me. Because I can't. Because I literally died.
(Oh, also Catwoman #2, Eiko Hasigawa, is ditching the alias she shares with her ex, Selina, to take on the mantle of her Yakuza father and exact vengence on his killers. Unfortunately, due to operatic circumstances, that leaves Selina and her family right in Eiko's sights.)

Constantine the Hellblazer #6
What?! What is this cover you give us, comic book gods? Is this not John Constantine, the most famous magical bisexual (Editor's Note: Redundant, all bisexuals are magical.) on a date in a terrifying hellscape version of New York with the super hot dude he was cruising in issue #2?! Is this not specifically what I asked for for Christmas? Thank you, comic book gods, thank you!

Teen Titans #13
Ugh. Power Girl is so cool. Look at this cover: ameezing hair, a gold chest circle subtly referencing her namesake's signature costume feature, and a tiny blue jacket that perfectly foils Kara's tiny red cape. As the Titans regroup after Kon's apparent suicide, who better to turn this ratchet set of teens around than the coolest Power Girl not on Earth-2?

The Ultimates #1
This is it. Marvel's answer to The Authority: Blue Marvel, Captain Marvel II (a.k.a. Spectrum), Captain Marvel VII (a.k.a. Ms. Marvel), Black Panther, mother-luvin' Galactus, and most importantly, the biggest heavy hitter on this team, Miss America Chavez. For ultimate problems, you need ultimate solutions. And a dimension-kicking lesbian.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

SuperQueeros! for November 4th, 2015

Someone on the cover of Extraordinary X-Men #1 is queer! And I'm not talking fan theories, people. This is canon! SuperQueeros: all that's lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, transgender, and queer in comics today!

Uncanny X-Men #600 
Secret Wars was a big hit in all respects but one: it delayed the release of Uncanny X-Men #600 and left us in limbo on whether or not adult Iceman is as queer as his time-displaced younger self. This month we get the answer to that question and (spoilers, but not really)... he is! That means we get well-adjusted gay Iceman in All-New X-Men and broody, newly-outed Iceman in Extraordinary X-Men! Talk about one character representing a diverse community, am I right? Anyway, to celebrate we also get...

Extraordinary X-Men #1
The mystery of the post-Secret Wars status quo for mutants is that Terrigen is killing some of them and sterilizing the rest. Or, as I like to subtitle this scenario, welcome to Decimation II: Children of Men! Iceman is teaming up with Storm, Jean, and the rest of the X-Men to save the mutants or die trying. Personally I'm hoping for a combination of saving the mutants and Bobby finding out that Old Man Logan's new code name is Chicken Hawk...

Midnighter #6
With Bobby and Bobby out on the dating scene, Midnighter is left to represent the homosexual bourgeois fantasy of protecting your sweetie from the machinations of dastardly villains! But will Midnighter take into account that this beau is mortal, or will his assumption that every silver fox has a Kryptonian-level healing factor lead to some miscalculations in planning the rescue mission?

Harley Quinn and Power Girl #5
It's the climactic issue of this miniseries, which I have deduced because the solicitation is just a bunch of climax jokes.

Deadpool #1
Deadpool gets a number one! But will anybody buy it???

Hercules #1
Herc gets an ongoing series too. I heard that Marvel was planning to erase his bisexuality, but unless he makes a gross face at the idea of pashing dudes, I don't see how they will be able to penetrate my head-canon.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

SuperQueeros! for October 28, 2015

Jinkies, Wiccan and Hulkling are going on a MCU tour this week... But more importantly, Alysia Yeoh is getting MARRIED! SuperQueeros: all that's lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, transgender, and queer in comics today!

Batgirl #45
Alysia's getting married! But why did she invite Grayson? And who will be crashing this wedding?

New Avengers #2
Will Wiccan and Hulkling survive their trip to France? Will Hawkguy be able to save his new teammates? Will sunspot just stay on his island the whole time?

Squirrel Girl #1
Only the second number one this year! In her new beginning Squirrel Girl pulls in a brand new cast of fellow Avengers, including Wiccan and Hulkling!

House of M #4
Wiccan and family are brawling for the fate of the House of M! Will they be able to overcome the entirety of the Atlantean army?

Adventure Time 2015 Spooktacular #1
Just in time for Halloween, Marceline goes on a solo adventure!

Chew #51
Time year time jump! The beginning of the end of the Chew saga begins now!

New Suicide Squad #13
Recovery issue! The team is putting itself back together and raising questions about The Question. 

Justice League 3001 #5
A new Batman crunches into town, heralding the arrival of a brand new baddie!

Monday, October 19, 2015

SuperQueeros! for October 21st, 2015

After last week's new Avengers, it seems like the MCU is taking a back seat and letting DC and the other companies carry the queer banner. SuperQueeros: all that's lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, transgender, and queer in comics today!

Teen Titans #12
Now that the team knows the truth about Superboy's crime, it's time for them to dramatically walk away, leaving him physically abandoned and emotionally damaged! I think I read a fanfiction about this once...

Lumberjanes #19
April's bid to help the merfolk of the lake is not going as planned!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 10 #20
Buffy and Spike have a serial killer to topple, and Giles and Xander have a paranormal ex to investigate. That's right, Anya. Is she really the ghost of the best character ever, or is something more sinister going on?

Secret Six #7
Well Black Alice went and screwed up magic for everybody! But maybe she's also the key to fixing everything... Guest starring all the heavy hitter mages of the DCU!

Invincible #124
In the latest storyline, our hero gets sent back in time to before the series' massacre and he gets a second chance to interact with all those characters who died. Maybe we'll see Will Clockwell!

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

SuperQueeros! for October 14th, 2015

It's the debut of the Post-Secret Wars status quo, but the other comic companies aren't going down without a fight! See what everyone's bringing to your local comic book shop in this week's... SuperQueeros: all that's lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, transgender, and queer in comics today!

New Avengers #1
Hulkling! Wiccan! Squirrel Girl! A.I.M. is employing the best, brightest, and queerest of superheroes as Bobby DaCosta leads his New Avengers into the future!
Lumberjanes #14
When Jen gets lost in a snowstorm, it's time to... Save Jen!
Lumberjanes: Beyond Bay Leaf #1
The 'janes first special issue! Can the Lumberjanes save a monster from being framed?
Catwoman #45
The Catwomen work to hold back their families as rivalries and tensions in Gotham mount!
Constantine the Hellblazer #5
So THAT'S what happened to John's ex! I knew she couldn't be both dead AND gone!
Earth 2 Society #5
The traitor is found! Now can our heroes escape with their lives? And if they don't can they crossover with Constantine?
Jem and the Holograms #8
The band manages a music video shoot and the Misfits come under new management! Plus, a party!
Harley Quinn #21
Harley's whirlwind tour of Hollywood continues to leave a path of destruction in her wake!
Wicked + Divine #15
Amaterasu takes center stage!
Uncanny Avengers #1
Now that Deadpool is in a monthly title with his crush Spider-Man, will we finally get some Harley/Ivy-level innuendo?